Saying “Happy Holidays” just seems so… impersonal. So, I decided to be more specific. Initially, I just wished people Happy Chriskwanzukkah. Now, this year, I’ve been wishing people Happy Chriskwanzukkahmadan. Now, I think I’m missing some things. So maybe next year it’ll be Chrikwanzukkahmadanivus?
Or maybe I’ll start wishing people Happy Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious… (Seen way too much Mary Poppins recently.)