Daily Archives: December 21, 2008

Baloney!

Posted on December 21, 2008 by erewhon

My bologna has a first name… it’s Mechanically Separated Turkey. My bologna has a second name, it’s water. Oh wait, that’s the ingredient list. But I’m intrigued. Mechanically separated turkey? That sounds deliciously… gruesome. Do they mechanically separate the turkey … Continue reading →

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too smart for their own good

Posted on December 21, 2008 by erewhon

I hate those types that are smart, but overly literal. I remember getting into an argument with another kid when I was much younger. I think we were both in 1st grade. I caught “Fred” (not his real name; “John” … Continue reading →

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