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Monthly Archives: December 2008
Happy Chriskwanzukkahmadan
Saying “Happy Holidays” just seems so… impersonal. So, I decided to be more specific. Initially, I just wished people Happy Chriskwanzukkah. Now, this year, I’ve been wishing people Happy Chriskwanzukkahmadan. Now, I think I’m missing some things. So maybe next … Continue reading
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Baloney!
My bologna has a first name… it’s Mechanically Separated Turkey. My bologna has a second name, it’s water. Oh wait, that’s the ingredient list. But I’m intrigued. Mechanically separated turkey? That sounds deliciously… gruesome. Do they mechanically separate the turkey … Continue reading
too smart for their own good
I hate those types that are smart, but overly literal. I remember getting into an argument with another kid when I was much younger. I think we were both in 1st grade. I caught “Fred” (not his real name; “John” … Continue reading