Monthly Archives: December 2008

Happy Chriskwanzukkahmadan

Saying “Happy Holidays” just seems so… impersonal.  So, I decided to be more specific. Initially, I just wished people Happy Chriskwanzukkah.  Now, this year, I’ve been wishing people Happy Chriskwanzukkahmadan.  Now, I think I’m missing some things.  So maybe next … Continue reading

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Baloney!

My bologna has a first name… it’s Mechanically Separated Turkey. My bologna has a second name, it’s water. Oh wait, that’s the ingredient list. But I’m intrigued. Mechanically separated turkey? That sounds deliciously… gruesome. Do they mechanically separate the turkey … Continue reading

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too smart for their own good

I hate those types that are smart, but overly literal. I remember getting into an argument with another kid when I was much younger. I think we were both in 1st grade. I caught “Fred” (not his real name; “John” … Continue reading

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